Doctor

I am suffering from 2 aliments.  Running nose and skin allergy.  Thus today i went to see doctor.  This become the shortest and most puzzling experience i ever had.

The doctor asked:  " What are you suffering from?"

I replied: " running nose and skin allergy, and showed him my arm"

The doctor then asked:  " Any sorethroat or cough?"

I replied: "Nope".

The doctor then proceed to give me medicine and ask me to apply cream 2 x a day... and thats it!!!!!!

There are NO checking of temperature. NO checking with stethoscope.  NO asking how long have I been suffering from the cold.  NO asking what is the colour of my mucus, NO asking whether i have drug allergy.  

Total cost of consultation and practice is $28  + 2 medicine (ard $16.50)